Wednesday 19 November 2008

Pet Coffin


I'm really sorry to hear about Benji dying, man. He was a cool dog. Do you remember that time at your birthday party when he rolled around on the floor and his dick popped out? I'll miss him. What's that you say? You're keeping his ashes in a medium sized box shaped like a coffin? And the wood comes in three different colours with felt lined interior? Wow, you're right, man. He only deserves the best. Rest in peace, dude.

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