Christmas Themed

Don't tell me you've never thought about owning a naked Santa Claus keyring. No? Really?

A sight no child ever wants to see unless there is a present at the end (and one that's not white and sticky) - Santa covering up his modesty with a hat resembling a huge red penis...



... And Santa's naked arse with either a large spot pulsating on his cheek or a bite mark from a kinky elf.