
Yknow what's annoying? Fleas. Yknow what's more annoying? Buying a flea collar that's out of date, doesn't work, makes your cat look ugly AND having your body still covered in attractive bites, with more to look forward to. Thanks, cat! Love you too -
So you think you're pretty clever buying this travel card online, huh? No more queuing on a Monday morning, saving lots of money, etc etc? Well how smart is this, DUMBASS - this card expired 3 years ago, brainiac. Well done, LOSER OF THE YEAR. See you around on your bicycle, jerk -