Expired Fun #2

You can't travel with it, it's 40 years out of date and the photograph looks nothing like you. But don't let these minor details put you off buying this expired passport -



Yknow what's annoying? Fleas. Yknow what's more annoying? Buying a flea collar that's out of date, doesn't work, makes your cat look ugly AND having your body still covered in attractive bites, with more to look forward to. Thanks, cat! Love you too -



So you think you're pretty clever buying this travel card online, huh? No more queuing on a Monday morning, saving lots of money, etc etc? Well how smart is this, DUMBASS - this card expired 3 years ago, brainiac. Well done, LOSER OF THE YEAR. See you around on your bicycle, jerk -